An Indian lady went to Railway station and asked the Station Master, "Is this my train?"
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Having knowledge of this type of conversation this lady went to Post Office and asked the Post Master,"If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?"
Post Master: Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer: I bet you, it won't.
Post Master: Why not?
Customer: It's addressed to Mumbai.
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