Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Effective method

A rather inebriated fellow on a bus was tearing up a newspaper into tiny pieces and throwing them out the window.

Excuse me, said the woman sitting next to him. But, would you mind accidents could be reduced?

It scares away the elephants, replied the drunk. But I don t see any elephants around here, said the woman.

Effective, isn't it? said the drunk

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