Smart lawyer - just for joke

"Your honour," said the said the smartest lawyer in the in the world,

" my client is not guilty. He merely inserted his arm into a window

and stole some jewelry.His arm is not himself. I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by one arm."

"I agree"nodded the judge. " I hereby sentence the defendant's arm to one year in prison. He may accompany the arm or not."

"Thank you, Your Honour," said the defendant as he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.