A women came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee, and slapped him on the back of his head. " I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with a woman's name written on it" she says, furious. " You had better have an explanation".
"Calm down, honey" says the man. " Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."
The next morning, his wife smacked him again. " What was that for?" asked the angry husband. " Your dog called last night" she said.
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