Valentines Day One Liners

One Liners Jokes

Smile Please.

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about how fast their fathers are.

The first one says, "my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before
the arrow".

The second one replies, "you think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the
bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "you two know nothing about fast. My father
works for the government. He works until 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"

10 Reasons to Avoid Talking on the Phone

Another series by The Oatmeal, this time about ignoring the usage of the phone. As important as phones can be in our daily lives, there are some reasons to avoid them entirely. Here are ten such reasons which may actually succeed in turning you into an anti-social, handsaw-owning phone avoider.

THE 4 SARDARJIS

There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.

Sardharji Joke - Heaven

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

They’re all just prostitutes : Presence of mind

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a
kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of
butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he’d go ask his
manager what to do.

Great SantaBanta Jokes

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.

Redneck Mom's Letter To Son

Dear Son,

I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

Really good stuff-Reasons to be single

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

Taxi Driver

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai.It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

Typical questions asked to Indians in Abroad

To help the new wave of incoming students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday: