Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Last Day

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.


“Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks.


“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”.


Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?”


“Yeah. But today is the last day”.

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