IT jokes: Hindu Gods

The Information Technology Pantheon:
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       Narada      : Data Transfer
       Brihaspati  : Chief Information Officer
       Chitragupta : Personnel Records
       Yama        : Reorganization Consultant
       Brahma      : Systems installation
       Vishnu      : Tech support
       Shiva       : Power surge
       Ram         : Hardware Support
       Apsaras     : Downloadable Virus
       Devas       : Programmers
       Surya       : UNIX System Admin
       Lakshmi     : Mgr - Trading Systems
       Krishna     : Chief Technology Consultant
       Rakshasas   : In House Hackers
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