Wednesday, October 27, 2010

An Englishman, A Canadian & An American

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured byterrorists.The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will beallowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talkabout."

The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and serviceto the crown."

The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question ofnational purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish totalk about the history of constitutional process in Canada,special status, distinct society and uniqueness withindiversity."

The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian startstalking."

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