Some crazy oneliners

-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


-=- The road to success... is always under construction.


-=- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


-=- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.


-=- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


-=- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


-=- If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


-=- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,
it will always land on the buttered side.


-=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.


-=- As soon as you mention something... if it is good, it is taken. If it is
bad, it happens.


-=- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


-=- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late... the bus is still
late.


-=- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


-=- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front
of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


-=- If you have paper, you don't have a pen... If you have a pen, you don't have
paper... if you have both, no one calls.


-=- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


-=- After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in
together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.


-=- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


-=- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will
always tend to go to the non-smoker