Some Simple Home Remedies (Just for Laughs)

• Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
• For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer .
• A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
• If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.